readmyquiet:

Yaaaaaaaaaaas Raven!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โœจ๐Ÿ™Œ

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone โ€“ the bone was sticking out. Itโ€™s the weirdest feeling; one second youโ€™re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second itโ€™s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, โ€˜Iโ€™ve only been here for an hour, Iโ€™ve paid ยฃ10 for this night, Iโ€™ve lost my little finger โ€“ am I seriously going to go? Nah, Iโ€™m going to skank until I canโ€™t skank any more.โ€™ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a โ€œbunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.โ€

now THATโ€™S what i call a party

(Source: vejiga.net)

(Source: isuckattinder)

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you saidย โ€SENDย NUDESโ€? I thought you said โ€œSENDย NUKESโ€ hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

satanic-homosexual:

Ive been waiting for photo set for like 6483 years

FINALLY.ย 

warrenwarren:

I just canโ€™t even.

(Source: safe-net)

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like โ€œhow was work?โ€ or โ€œhow is school?โ€ like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, thatโ€™s it! I canโ€™t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ainโ€™t Camelot I have 0 time to die

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u havenโ€™t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

(Source: memewhore)